Well, you know THEY SAY....

stay off your feet while pregnant.

there is no reason to go natural when you have all these great drugs.

If you don't have heartburn your baby will be bald.

you must have socks on your baby.  he'll get cold if you don't.

you can't run with your baby until he is at least 6 months old.

babies aren't supposed to be outside.  the elements are too much.

breastfeeding is easy.

don't hold your baby too much, you will spoil him.

2 months is too young for babies to go swimming.

dogs should never be around babies.

no biking with a baby under a year.

babies should be held carefully.  their necks just aren't strong enough.

it isn't a real smile until after 2 months.  before then it is just gas.

going on a car trip when your baby is 2 1/2 weeks is not a smart idea. good luck.

don't drink while breastfeeding.

your life will change forever. (ok, that is one thing that is completely true:)