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LIGHT IT ON FIRE!!!!!

I did it.  I couldn't stand it anymore.  Like seriously, this is the case of the RING.  I'm not a nerd, I just have a nerd for a...(Whatever-not important!).  Anyways-this DARN gender envelope was too much for us to handle.  Bad idea.  It all begin this past weekend when we were sitting in our living room with Grammy Colleen, Uncle Will, Russ, Aylen and I.  And Russ said it, "I'm feeling impulsive."  Anyone that knows Russ knows...this statement is cause for concern.  He's got a hankering...and he'll do what he needs to do..."Let's open it, " he says.  Ruh roh.

So I reply-"I'm not going to be the one to open it.  But if you do, whatever."  The conversation continued about other things and I decided I needed to act quick.

I ran into the garage, no luck.  I ran downstairs and there she was...in Biscotti's scrapbook, in the tote, in the storage room, and in the house.  This envelope that had the POWER. 

I causally walked outside and grabbed a lighter and started BURNING IT DOWN.  Russ came out and when he realized what I was doing left.  My initial thought was--crap.  It's technically his envelope too-I hope he's not mad.  But my thoughts were calmed immediately when he returned with some lighter fluid. 

Soon Grammy was coming outside hollering--NOOOOOO, let me see it...Another prime example of the power of this piece of paper. 

It was too late.  After the lighter fluid there was no chance.  I guess we just have to wait for our Christmas present and see what happens.

Whatever. It's so a boy.

:) Love,
Momma