Oh Ryker.

• using dog poop as rocks for his dump trucks.

•obtained nickname of "crack bandit" because of his desire to stick his down his parents' crack.

•while dad was napping he managed to get his wallet and dump all creditcard and cash into the trash. Money-who needs it.

•can dribble better than most kids on AJ's soccer team.

•puts hands down his pants and exclaims "No poop Mom!". 

Embarrassing my children is what I do.;)

Momma